A few I haven't heard
My college roomate nicknamed "Piss" sent me these:
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
Chuck Norris needs a monkeywrench and a blowtorch to masturbate
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One I hadn't heard:
Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands, after that they were simply, "The Islands".
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